Happy Burns night!

[mudskipper]

Wee sleekit, cowerin' Marillion Fanny,
Ye talk mair pish than ma lang deed granny,
Yer mind's nae sherp, but fairly blunt,
So get tae f**k, ya septic c**t

Better no copy n paste the wrong one.

[norrahe]

22 year old Macallan
18 year old Glenlivet
21 year old gendronach
24 year old Genrothes
19 year old highland park

*Hic*

[TestMangler]

22 year old Macallan
18 year old Glenlivet
21 year old gendronach
24 year old Genrothes
19 year old highland park

*Hic*

You not going to tell us their first names too ? Or didn't you bother asking ?

[norrahe]

Slainte mhath

[Zippy]

Better no copy n paste the wrong one.

Oh go on. Camera on standby

[norrahe]

Cougar.

They're all legal

I aint breaking out the oulder malts just yet.

[minestrone]

They never told you in school that Tam o' Shanter is aboot having the DTs

t'was just a dream they told me.

[minestrone]

Warlocks and witches in a dance;
Nae cotillion brent-new frae France,
But hornpipes, jigs strathspeys, and reels,
Put life and mettle in their heels.
A winnock-bunker in the east,
There sat auld Nick, in shape o' beast
And the grub club just got down to eat.

[Troll]

Ach weel, puddin’, that art steamin’ oot yer sonsie face,
Nae sae smairt now, noo that I’m oan yer case.
See this knife here in my haund,
I’m gonna slice ye up the middle like a wand.

Serve ye up wi’ neeps and a glais o’ Irn Bru,
Pund’s worth o’ chips an’ a pickled egg too,
Wash you doon wi’ some bevy fra the shop,
Watch telly fur a bit an’ then go oot to the hop.

Chanrged up wi’ Diamond Lite and some Chicken Madras,
You’re long-since swallowed doon now and headin’ tae ma arse,
Throw you up at Shuffles doon at George Square,
Dinnae want to slosh you over ma mither’s close stair,
So, raise yer glaises, ain and all, and toast the steamin’ plate,
Now I’m foocking off oot, it’s midnight and I’m late.

[minestrone]

Very good troll, very good.