Just creating my first invoice in donkeys years....

[sasguru]

Your retirement flat in Portugal has morphed into a farm cottage. Impressive.

Please show me the post where I said I had a flat

FFS I know you're poor now, but rather than get jealous do something about it.

[DimPrawn]

Please show me the post where I said I had a flat

FFS I know you're poor now, but rather than get jealous do something about it.

I am.

I've got a hand full of scratch cards.

[AtW]

I am.

I've got a hand full of pork scratchings.

FTFY

[AtW]

Tell you what mate.
You enjoy your rented flat in Brum and I'll enjoy my detached house in leafy Surrey, my farm cottage in Portugal and my BTL in Balham.

Since when did you get into Portugese farm cottaging industry?

[sasguru]

Since when did you get into Portugese farm cottaging industry?

I'm not sure your English is good enough for you to be implying what I think you're implying.

[AtW]

I'm not sure your English is good enough for you to be implying what I think you're implying.

Nein, herr sasguru.