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Just creating my first invoice in donkeys years....
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Thats nice dear. I have brown hair, you can keep repeatedly stating that too if that amuses you so much. Sounds a bit like OCD to me though.Originally posted by sasguru View PostNo I don't. Some Cukkers went there for a holiday once and returned battered and bruised.
Calling you a cretin or a moron is not an insult, it's a simple matter of fact.

HTH, BIKIW.Comment
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I seem to recall our jaunt over there cost hundreds of pounds in repatriations to charidee.Originally posted by escapeUK View PostSo you post there too, I see. What persona are you there? Hard working mum, with two children 5 & 8, I bet
While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Think you might need to revisit that sentenceOriginally posted by Gruffalo View PostAnyone can create an invoice.
The challenge is getting is stumped up unchallenged
How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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£:S:d?Originally posted by BA to the Stars View PostYou did remember to invoice using decimal currency and not £:S:d.
He posted his barter stick to get it notched up.Comment
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sasguru never gave satisfactory answer to these other than his usual "cretin", since he rarely posts it's entirely feasible that "sasguru" is in fact a sockie of some of the old poster.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostAccording to sasguru in the CUK archives in 2005, he was living mortgaged up to the eyeballs, debt laden as far as the eye could see.
Roll forward to 2011 and not only does he now live mortgage free in a £1m+ house, but has a superbike, and a Mazda MPS, and Aygo on the drive, £50K shed in the garden, a retirement property bought for cash in Portugal when the pound is worth fook all and reems of cash in the bank as he says "waiting to snap up dozens of prime central London real estate" for his BTL portfolio.
Can this sockies script writers please refer to their notes for any future posts.
Thankyou.
My money on MF.Comment
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Tell you what mate.Originally posted by AtW View Postsasguru never gave satisfactory answer to these other than his usual "cretin", since he rarely posts it's entirely feasible that "sasguru" is in fact a sockie of some of the old poster.
My money on MF.
You enjoy your rented flat in Brum and I'll enjoy my detached house in leafy Surrey, my farm cottage in Portugal and my BTL in Balham.Hard Brexit now!
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Your retirement flat in Portugal has morphed into a farm cottage. Impressive.Originally posted by sasguru View PostTell you what mate.
You enjoy your rented flat in Brum and I'll enjoy my detached house in leafy Surrey, my farm cottage in Portugal and my BTL in Balham.
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