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Just creating my first invoice in donkeys years....

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    #11
    Originally posted by escapeUK View Post
    So you post there too, I see. What persona are you there? Hard working mum, with two children 5 & 8, I bet .
    No I don't. Some Cukkers went there for a holiday once and returned battered and bruised.

    Originally posted by escapeUK View Post
    Have you noticed how you just go cretin, moron, cretin, moron. Is that the best you can do? Its rather boring. Im sure you think it the ultimate in insults, but Im pretty sure that it doesnt bother anyone who has read it more than once before. Sorry to break that to you.
    Calling you a cretin or a moron is not an insult, it's a simple matter of fact.
    HTH, BIKIW.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #12
      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
      No I don't. Some Cukkers went there for a holiday once and returned battered and bruised.



      Calling you a cretin or a moron is not an insult, it's a simple matter of fact.
      HTH, BIKIW.
      Thats nice dear. I have brown hair, you can keep repeatedly stating that too if that amuses you so much. Sounds a bit like OCD to me though.

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        #13
        Originally posted by escapeUK View Post
        So you post there too, I see. What persona are you there? Hard working mum, with two children 5 & 8, I bet
        I seem to recall our jaunt over there cost hundreds of pounds in repatriations to charidee.
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          #14
          Anyone can create an invoice.

          The challenge is getting is stumped up unchallenged

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            #15
            Originally posted by Gruffalo View Post
            Anyone can create an invoice.

            The challenge is getting is stumped up unchallenged
            Think you might need to revisit that sentence
            How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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              #16
              You did remember to invoice using decimal currency and not £:S:d.

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                #17
                Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post
                You did remember to invoice using decimal currency and not £:S:d.
                £:S:d?

                He posted his barter stick to get it notched up.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                  According to sasguru in the CUK archives in 2005, he was living mortgaged up to the eyeballs, debt laden as far as the eye could see.

                  Roll forward to 2011 and not only does he now live mortgage free in a £1m+ house, but has a superbike, and a Mazda MPS, and Aygo on the drive, £50K shed in the garden, a retirement property bought for cash in Portugal when the pound is worth fook all and reems of cash in the bank as he says "waiting to snap up dozens of prime central London real estate" for his BTL portfolio.

                  Can this sockies script writers please refer to their notes for any future posts.

                  Thankyou.
                  sasguru never gave satisfactory answer to these other than his usual "cretin", since he rarely posts it's entirely feasible that "sasguru" is in fact a sockie of some of the old poster.

                  My money on MF.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by AtW View Post
                    sasguru never gave satisfactory answer to these other than his usual "cretin", since he rarely posts it's entirely feasible that "sasguru" is in fact a sockie of some of the old poster.

                    My money on MF.
                    Tell you what mate.
                    You enjoy your rented flat in Brum and I'll enjoy my detached house in leafy Surrey, my farm cottage in Portugal and my BTL in Balham.
                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                      Tell you what mate.
                      You enjoy your rented flat in Brum and I'll enjoy my detached house in leafy Surrey, my farm cottage in Portugal and my BTL in Balham.
                      Your retirement flat in Portugal has morphed into a farm cottage. Impressive.

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