HMRC ad on cash machine screens

[vetran]

In the local pound store they have a big cut out of a policeman, I'm assuming that cuts down on shoplifting (YEP even in a pound store the staff tell me).

[ELBBUBKUNPS]

It took snapshot of your balance and also your face.

I'm a permy now and I was actually overdrawn when I took the cash out

[BrilloPad]

Won't be long until you go to withdraw cash and you get told the funds will go to HMRC instead.

[escapeUK]

I know HMRC have advertised on Cash Mashine screens before but I got a shock when I saw there latest one. Roll up to the cash point not a care in the world, I then pop my card in and see a pair of eyes looking up at me from the cash point screen as if someone was inside it, and then the message across the screen along the lines of 'undeclared income we are looking for you', really quite menacing tbh, I got nothing to hide but still it p*ssed me off and made me want to thump the cash point

Im guessing the big brother from 1984 is lost on them.

[chef]

In the local pound store they have a big cut out of a policeman, I'm assuming that cuts down on shoplifting (YEP even in a pound store the staff tell me).

That's shocking, why the hell were you in a pound store?

[mudskipper]

That's shocking, why the hell were you in a pound store?

To point and laugh, of course.

[vetran]

That's shocking, why the hell were you in a pound store?

I'm a permie now

oh the shame

also they have great gadgets, I'm also a geek.

[ELBBUBKUNPS]

Im guessing the big brother from 1984 is lost on them.

Thats the eyes I see at the cash point, looks like women and picture from some HMRC Glory Hole p*rn shoot

[vetran]

A plan b then?


Is it taxable? | taxrelief4escorts

Yup, I’m afraid so. Whether you are being paid for your time and companionship, to give a massage, for sexual services, or simply to tie a naked businessman to your coal bunker with the clothes line and thrash his buttocks with wet stinging nettles, the income is taxable.

EUK, you naughty boy.