Reply to: HMRC ad on cash machine screens

[vetran]

A plan b then?


Is it taxable? | taxrelief4escorts

Yup, I’m afraid so. Whether you are being paid for your time and companionship, to give a massage, for sexual services, or simply to tie a naked businessman to your coal bunker with the clothes line and thrash his buttocks with wet stinging nettles, the income is taxable.

EUK, you naughty boy.

[ELBBUBKUNPS]

Im guessing the big brother from 1984 is lost on them.

Thats the eyes I see at the cash point, looks like women and picture from some HMRC Glory Hole p*rn shoot

[vetran]

That's shocking, why the hell were you in a pound store?

I'm a permie now

oh the shame

also they have great gadgets, I'm also a geek.

[mudskipper]

That's shocking, why the hell were you in a pound store?

To point and laugh, of course.

[chef]

In the local pound store they have a big cut out of a policeman, I'm assuming that cuts down on shoplifting (YEP even in a pound store the staff tell me).

That's shocking, why the hell were you in a pound store?

[escapeUK]

I know HMRC have advertised on Cash Mashine screens before but I got a shock when I saw there latest one. Roll up to the cash point not a care in the world, I then pop my card in and see a pair of eyes looking up at me from the cash point screen as if someone was inside it, and then the message across the screen along the lines of 'undeclared income we are looking for you', really quite menacing tbh, I got nothing to hide but still it p*ssed me off and made me want to thump the cash point

Im guessing the big brother from 1984 is lost on them.

[BrilloPad]

Won't be long until you go to withdraw cash and you get told the funds will go to HMRC instead.

[ELBBUBKUNPS]

It took snapshot of your balance and also your face.

I'm a permy now and I was actually overdrawn when I took the cash out

[vetran]

In the local pound store they have a big cut out of a policeman, I'm assuming that cuts down on shoplifting (YEP even in a pound store the staff tell me).

[BrilloPad]

HMRC have proved they are useless and toothless with corporates and multinationals therfore they target Joe Bloggs

+1

Article about it here Corporate tax system is as outdated as an HMV record store - Telegraph

[IR35FanClub]

They must have read Thinking Fast Thinking slow. In an uni experiment they ran a "honesty box" for tea and coffee. Something like week 1 3 5 and 7 have a picture of flowers on the cupboard. Week 2, 4, 6 and 8 had a random photo of someone's eyes on the cupboard. No mention of the photos was made and there were no words implying it on the photo. In the even weeks where the eyes were there, the taking in the honesty box were a great deal higher. Implying we are preconditioned to comply with the rules when we think someone is watching.

I think Hector is on to something here - scaring people into paying their taxes. Luckily I know I'm paying mine. i.e. the ones I have to and making deductions that are legal. I do come across the odd twunt who brags about how they are claiming this that and the other and I think, it's a good job I don't dislike you ;-).

[mudskipper]

It's a weird one - it seems to react to what you're doing on the machine - looking over to the keypad as you enter your pin - eyes open wide as you pull the money out. Quite unnerving.

[AtW]

I know HMRC have advertised on Cash Mashine screens before but I got a shock when I saw there latest one.

It took snapshot of your balance and also your face.

[Paddy]

I know HMRC have advertised on Cash Mashine screens before but I got a shock when I saw there latest one. Roll up to the cash point not a care in the world, I then pop my card in and see a pair of eyes looking up at me from the cash point screen as if someone was inside it, and then the message across the screen along the lines of 'undeclared income we are looking for you', really quite menacing tbh, I got nothing to hide but still it p*ssed me off and made me want to thump the cash point

HMRC have proved they are useless and toothless with corporates and multinationals therfore they target Joe Bloggs

[Gruffalo]

Definitely female. Mich would.

Hector is most defo a mans name.