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If I plead mitigating circumstances

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    #11
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Will I get my charge reduced to manslaughter for murdering my c***ing neighbour who keeps revving his 1973 piece of tulip Volkswagen camper van up on his drive?

    House is fecking rattling.

    Wiiiillllllmmmsssloooowww [canned laughter]

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      #12
      Originally posted by ZARDOZ View Post
      A proper contractor should be only able to see his neighbours with the aid of a sniper scope, let alone hear them.
      FTFY
      "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

      https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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