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Wiiiillllllmmmsssloooowww [canned laughter]Originally posted by suityou01 View PostWill I get my charge reduced to manslaughter for murdering my c***ing neighbour who keeps revving his 1973 piece of tulip Volkswagen camper van up on his drive?
House is fecking rattling.

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The ari cooled campervans need their tappets regularly adjusted, one of the arseaches of owning them. I have had a few, and they're dangerous in that there's no protection for any of the passengers. Quite tulipe to drive too, in fact, I can't imagine why you'd want to own one, unless you bought it 10 years ago for nothing, and realise that there are fools out there willing to pay up to £20k for pristine one.
£20k. Madness.
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Sugar will certainly crystalise and fubar the engine, but with rice you get the added bonus of it swelling and splitting the fuel tank.Originally posted by zeitghostSugar is alleged to be more effective.
So I'm told.
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Its Luton, the Camper Van is probably worth more than the houseOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostWill I get my charge reduced to manslaughter for murdering my c***ing neighbour who keeps revving his 1973 piece of tulip Volkswagen camper van up on his drive?
House is fecking rattling.

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NiceOriginally posted by RasputinDude View PostI presume he's doing some maintenance on it - it's not unreasonable for him to be working on it(even if it is a fetid pile of mechanical tulipe)during working hours.
Just wait until he's gone to bed and then pour a bag of rice through the filler cap.
I'm suity. A special caseOriginally posted by ZARDOZ View PostA proper contractor should be only able to see his neighbours with the aid of binnoculars, let alone hear them.
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A proper contractor should be only able to see his neighbours with the aid of binnoculars, let alone hear them.
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I presume he's doing some maintenance on it - it's not unreasonable for him to be working on itOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostWill I get my charge reduced to manslaughter for murdering my c***ing neighbour who keeps revving his 1973 piece of tulip Volkswagen camper van up on his drive?
House is fecking rattling.

(even if it is a fetid pile of mechanical tulipe)during working hours.
Just wait until he's gone to bed and then pour a bag of rice through the filler cap.
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Sound like a cheap lawn mower played through an even cheaper tannoy system.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostWhy do people buy those vile contraptions? They were utter tulip in 1970, today they are laughable mobile tulip boxes.
Dire build quailty, epic rust, and those feeble air cooled engines that sound like a cheap lawn mower.
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Why do people buy those vile contraptions? They were utter tulip in 1970, today they are laughable mobile tulip boxes.
Dire build quailty, epic rust, and those feeble air cooled engines that sound like a cheap lawn mower.
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If I plead mitigating circumstances
Will I get my charge reduced to manslaughter for murdering my c***ing neighbour who keeps revving his 1973 piece of tulip Volkswagen camper van up on his drive?
House is fecking rattling.
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