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Shall I let the dog in
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Shall I let the dog in
10Yes, it's fecking freezing and she's been out there for hours40.00%4No fecking way she'll get muddy paw prints everywhere20.00%2Really don't care40.00%4AndyWs mum gets paw prints everywhere so what's the problem0.00%0Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras. -
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Poll now posted. Patience Bumstubbler.Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course…at least he'll shut up after you let himOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Mine remain in the conservatory until they've dried and cleaned themselves up. They know the deal. They whine about it nonetheless.
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Anyway, the answer is:-Originally posted by suityou01 View PostPoll now posted. Patience Bumstubbler.
Open the front door
Call the dog
Close the door
Go to back door
Call the dog
Close the door
and repeat 'till dog is really pissed off
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This is not an option. Now get orf my land.Originally posted by eek View PostWhere was the shoot the dog humanely option?
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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