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The official CUK 2013 stopping smoking thread

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    #31
    Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
    In which language ?
    3 days. Don't test me.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #32
      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
      Doesn't that mean "I want to **** you"?
      So all those years women have been blowing smoke in my face and I thought they hated me and really they wanted me?

      Why do women have to be so complex?

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        #33
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        So all those years women have been blowing smoke in my face and I thought they hated me and really they wanted me?

        Why do women have to be so complex?
        The question should be, why would you bother trying to understand them?

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          #34
          Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
          The question should be, why would you bother trying to understand them?
          to avoid the rape convictions?
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #35
            Day 2 nearly done. Went to the gym today. I find the endorphins combat the nicotine withdrawal.

            Lungs starting to clear themselves this evening. Handfuls of crap coming up

            Energy levels increased though

            And I don't stink!
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #36
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              Day 2 nearly done. Went to the gym today. I find the endorphins combat the nicotine withdrawal.

              Lungs starting to clear themselves this evening. Handfuls of crap coming up

              Energy levels increased though

              And I don't stink!
              You've taken that too far......
              When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                #37
                Day 3 in the no smoking house. Was tetchy as fook this morning.

                A spell in the gym chilled me back out.

                More crap coming up. I shall bounce into tomorrow with renewed vigour.

                Cough, hoike, flob.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  Day 3 in the no smoking house. Was tetchy as fook this morning.

                  A spell in the gym chilled me back out.

                  More crap coming up. I shall bounce into tomorrow with renewed vigour.

                  Cough, hoike, flob.
                  Have you tried willpower? I hear that's quite good.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    Day 3 in the no smoking house. Was tetchy as fook this morning.
                    This might help

                    Originally posted by The Avengers
                    Steve Rogers: Doctor Banner, I think now might be a good time for you to get angry.
                    Bruce Banner: That's my secret, Cap: I'm always angry.
                    Coffee's for closers

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                      Have you tried willpower? I hear that's quite good.
                      What else am I using?
                      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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