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The official CUK 2013 stopping smoking thread
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So all those years women have been blowing smoke in my face and I thought they hated me and really they wanted me?Originally posted by mudskipper View PostDoesn't that mean "I want to **** you"?
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The question should be, why would you bother trying to understand them?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostSo all those years women have been blowing smoke in my face and I thought they hated me and really they wanted me?
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to avoid the rape convictions?Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostThe question should be, why would you bother trying to understand them?
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Day 2 nearly done. Went to the gym today. I find the endorphins combat the nicotine withdrawal.
Lungs starting to clear themselves this evening. Handfuls of crap coming up
Energy levels increased though
And I don't stink!
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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You've taken that too far......Originally posted by suityou01 View PostDay 2 nearly done. Went to the gym today. I find the endorphins combat the nicotine withdrawal.
Lungs starting to clear themselves this evening. Handfuls of crap coming up
Energy levels increased though
And I don't stink!
When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Day 3 in the no smoking house. Was tetchy as fook this morning.
A spell in the gym chilled me back out.
More crap coming up. I shall bounce into tomorrow with renewed vigour.
Cough, hoike, flob.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Have you tried willpower? I hear that's quite good.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostDay 3 in the no smoking house. Was tetchy as fook this morning.
A spell in the gym chilled me back out.
More crap coming up. I shall bounce into tomorrow with renewed vigour.
Cough, hoike, flob.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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This might helpOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostDay 3 in the no smoking house. Was tetchy as fook this morning.
Originally posted by The AvengersSteve Rogers: Doctor Banner, I think now might be a good time for you to get angry.
Bruce Banner: That's my secret, Cap: I'm always angry.Coffee's for closersComment
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What else am I using?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHave you tried willpower? I hear that's quite good.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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