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Mrs MF bought me a Geocache box & trackable, in addtion, two bottles of whisky and a very nice hand made speech from HighlanderWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
Quality!Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostMrs MF bought me a Geocache box & trackable, in addtion, two bottles of whisky and a very nice hand made speech from Highlander
Let me know when you secrete, I'll go for a FTF
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostQuality!
Let me know when you secrete, I'll go for a FTF
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1) a phone
2) trip to the horse show @ Olympia (pre Christmas, obv)

3) slippers
4) some clothes
5) wine
6) chocs x loads (yet to be opened)
7) cosmetics
8) Terry Pratchett book
9) some money
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As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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Give it a go. What looks like facepaint to the uninitiated comes across as 'feck-me-sexy' to those in the know,Originally posted by Zippy View Post1) a phone
2) trip to the horse show @ Olympia (pre Christmas, obv)

3) slippers
4) some clothes
5) wine
6) chocs x loads (yet to be opened)
7) cosmetics
8) Terry Pratchett book
9) some money
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1) A Puncture repair kit
2) House Price Crash Book
3) SKA - The History of Music
4) Jamie Olivers - My Lunch
5) Squirrel Lynx and Body Wash
AtWWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I forgot somethingOriginally posted by mudskipper View PostGive it a go. What looks like facepaint to the uninitiated comes across as 'feck-me-sexy' to those in the know,
10) a bag
+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
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I'm thinking of buying myself a sauna to install in our cellar.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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