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    #11
    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    He's not very bright. I pretended to believe until I was about 23 so I still got presents.
    What, this is your first year not beliving.

    I hope Santa still calls

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      #12
      Im curious how this ended

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        #13
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Doogie still believes so he can get a free sip of wine and a piece of bread each year.
        You can't even make a good religious hatred jib? Such an easy target, and you didn't even hit the board.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #14
          I know SY works away a bit but unless the kid is really stupid putting on a beard will not stop him recognising his dad, or at least the guy who's his mum is pretending is their dad
          Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
          I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

          I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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            #15
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            SY03 says he does not believe in Father Christmas any more. He is 8 years old, and a big boy now apparently. He has promised not to spoil it for his younger siblings.

            I casually asked him what it would take to get him believing again. He said he would need to see him delivering in stockings, and not have a fake beard.

            So I bought a 10 pc Santa costume (which I fill out nicely ) and some beard glue.

            Should be entertaining. What could possibly go wrong
            Wahey! Suity, you old dog!
            The vegetarian option.

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