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If it really was the end of the world tomorrow what would you do?

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    #21
    I would dance around the front room naked with a twiglet stuck up me bum and goat-hair tassels on my nipples.

    and then laugh at how foolish everyone looks when their prediction fails




    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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      #22
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      I would dance around the front room naked with a twiglet stuck up me bum and goat-hair tassels on my nipples.

      and then laugh at how foolish everyone looks when their prediction fails




      A pretty normal EO Friday night then

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        #23
        Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post
        A pretty normal EO Friday night then


        <cough>
        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #24
          And no mention of fozzies

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            #25
            No hangover!

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              #26
              Locate the local supplier of exotic inflammable comestibles
              Roll one up
              Consume said item
              Sit outside and wait for the inevitable (and roll another one)
              Be crushed when it doesn't happen and the local 24 hour garage is closed

              Perhaps I should take this more seriously?
              +50 Xeno Geek Points
              Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
              As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

              Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

              CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                #27
                Steal a Cessna Citation X, set the autopilot for cruise at FL350 over the Atlantic, get the Fender out and play Lynyrd Skynyrd's Free Bird until the fuel runs out...

                Boaz!
                If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                  #28
                  World hasn't ended so far. I guess I'd better get ready for work.
                  Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                    #29
                    Feck. Still here.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                      Feck. Still here.
                      It all ends at 11:11 GMT I believe.

                      I'm going to eat my sandwiches early.

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