Damn - I missed it. I was doing the washing up. Can't believe my last few moments on earth could have been spent doing the washing up.
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If it really was the end of the world tomorrow what would you do?
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostYou're all fecked. I'm going to be in the air for 11 hours watching the earth be ripped to pieces by earthquakes & volcanoes where eventually Greenland will become the new paradise on Earth. Well no doubt fly around for a while before having to touch down as fuel runs out, the plane will crash and ill be the only survivor. I'll then discover that the only other survivors were four planes full of female catalogue models who were on their way to a model convention in the US and who were forced to land.
I will then be forced to repopulate the newly called Marillionfan Land.
Wish me luck.Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostOh well. Back to plan B - drink meself to death.Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostOh well. Back to plan B - drink meself to death.Comment
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