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    #11
    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    I went to doogie's church and they got rid of that for me
    I thought that was where you got your aids?

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      #12
      Originally posted by minestrone View Post
      I went to doogie's church and they got rid of that for me
      Praise da Lawd
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #13
        Originally posted by minestrone View Post
        I went to doogie's church and they got rid of that for me
        Are you saying Suity has the devil in him?
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #14
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Are you saying Suity has the devil in him?
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #15
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            Bring in Rev Brillopad. He can get exercise him!
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #16
              Bert 'Sicknote' Quigley

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              Its not the quality but the quantity in this case, a bottle away drives the liver away.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #17
                Originally posted by vetran View Post
                New Avatar for him:

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                Its not the quality but the quantity in this case, a bottle away drives the liver away.


                I was thinking

                Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                  #18
                  Oh dear:

                  Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                    #19
                    A flea and a fly in a flue
                    Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
                    Said the fly, "let us flee!"
                    "Let us fly!" said the flea.
                    So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                      Been off work all week

                      Very achey to start with, the headache, massively high fever etc etc.

                      Rough couple of days, now starting to return to normal. I feel like the war is won, but my body lies in ruins.

                      Someone suggested a medicinal whiskey.

                      Which whiskeys are medicinal, and in what quantities and how frequently?

                      Can the CUK doc write me a script.
                      There are only about 100 cases of Flu for the whole country. You could have some other illness. Did you see a doctor?
                      "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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