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Originally posted by Paddy View PostThere are only about 100 cases of Flu for the whole country. You could have some other illness. Did you see a doctor?
Personally I think the symptoms combined with bed wetting should give a quick diagnosis.
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostBeen off work all week
Very achey to start with, the headache, massively high fever etc etc.
Rough couple of days, now starting to return to normal. I feel like the war is won, but my body lies in ruins.
Someone suggested a medicinal whiskey.
Which whiskeys are medicinal, and in what quantities and how frequently?
Can the CUK doc write me a script.
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A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "let us flee!"
"Let us fly!" said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
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Originally posted by vetran View PostNew Avatar for him:
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Its not the quality but the quantity in this case, a bottle away drives the liver away.
I was thinking
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Bert 'Sicknote' Quigley
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Its not the quality but the quantity in this case, a bottle away drives the liver away.
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Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostI went to doogie's church and they got rid of that for me
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostSoupy, that's called aids.
HTH
I went to doogie's church and they got rid of that for me
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Aren't those the symptoms of ebola?
I recommend a wine sized glass of whisky every hour.
HTH
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Originally posted by escapeUK View PostZinc, Vitamin C, Magnesium. That Whisky does anything is just a marketing gimmick or old wifes tale.
Magnesium? FFS he has probably got a mild cold, not running an ultramarathon, magnesium, dear lord.
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