Make Up Your Own Headline Please

[BrilloPad]

What's the point of a chandelier if you can't swing from it? If it's not designed for swinging from, there should be clear warning signs.

Reminds me of when I took the twins to TGIF aged 5. My son dropped his lemon on the floor - picked it up and started to eat it. I said "You have no idea what that lemon picked up on the floor - it might be poo" to which my son replied "then they should put a sign up saying no pooing on the floor".

[formant]

It's pretty straight forward - happened on a work trip, therefore employer/insurance is liable. *shrug*

I'm mostly appalled that the whole case took 5 years.

Well, okay, and I'm sort of amused that she actually made the initial claim detailing the real circumstances under which she obtained her injuries.

[original PM]

cos you know we need to discuss the size of her n0rks

[vetran]

'Bang Bang the lighting falls'

'Shine a light on me'

'a Lighter shade of fail'

'Let's trip the light fantastic'


Seriously it was a work trip, having a shag in the evening doesn't change that fact.

[suityou01]

Bang bang bang, J'ai mal a la tete. Feathers, i'm plucking feathers. etc etc.

[mudskipper]

Hehe, lady just come into office late complaining that her light fitting 'fell down'. No-one has made the obvious remark...