Some of my re-enactment group were coming back via Heathrow after doing a show in Tabor. One of the girls had a terrible cold and felt very ill and when they checked her luggage they pointed out a large dagger shaped object in her bag (it might have been on some kind of x-ray scren or something) and asked her what it was, she replied:
"Well it's a dagger, isn't it!"
They let her carry on.
"Well it's a dagger, isn't it!"
They let her carry on.

I realised just before security that my swiss army knife was in my wife's hand luggage (I'd just used it to cut tags off the baggage). Security didn't notice it but did pull the multitool I'd also forgotten about in mine. Same thing happened 2hrs later at CDG, they let the knife through but confiscated a bottle of water. (I didn't realise we'd be going back through security in Paris.)
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