Some of my re-enactment group were coming back via Heathrow after doing a show in Tabor. One of the girls had a terrible cold and felt very ill and when they checked her luggage they pointed out a large dagger shaped object in her bag (it might have been on some kind of x-ray scren or something) and asked her what it was, she replied:
"Well it's a dagger, isn't it!"
They let her carry on.
"Well it's a dagger, isn't it!"
They let her carry on.
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