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    #31
    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    <dreamy sound>
    Time : April 2014
    Place : Radbroke

    PM : Need someone to do this work, any ideas
    HR : Yeah, Mr Chris Packet has those skills. Remember him, he is reliable, professional and competent
    PM : No don't remember him
    HR : He is the one that shagged big fat Betty from Accounts..
    PM : Ahhhhh him
    <peels of laughter and jokes about sturdy photocopier machines for 10 mins>
    PM : <Wipes tear away> Oh ok, then drop him a line and see if he is free. Betty will be pleased to see him again. Poor lass not had it since...
    <more laughter and gags>
    HR : Right will give him a bell...

    Could work in your favour this......
    Needs to up his rate next time though

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      #32
      Originally posted by Bunk View Post
      Needs to up his rate next time though
      Yeah, one score per gig is woeful......
      'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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        #33
        Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
        Yeah, one score per gig is woeful......
        I was thinking more like danger money.

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          #34
          Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
          I wanted a picture Chris's victim not MF's debut at the Black Oyster club.

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            #35
            Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
            Yeah, one score per gig is woeful......
            Rule Number 1

            NEVER tulip where you eat.

            Rule Number 2

            If you are going to break rule number 1, break it often before it all goes wrong!
            Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
            I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

            I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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              #36
              Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
              <dreamy sound>
              Time : April 2014
              Place : Radbroke

              PM : Need someone to do this work, any ideas
              HR : Yeah, Mr Chris Packet has those skills. Remember him, he is reliable, professional and competent
              PM : No don't remember him
              HR : He is the one that shagged big fat Betty from Accounts..
              PM : Ahhhhh him
              <peels of laughter and jokes about sturdy photocopier machines for 10 mins>
              PM : <Wipes tear away> Oh ok, then drop him a line and see if he is free. Betty will be pleased to see him again. Poor lass not had it since...
              <more laughter and gags>
              HR : Right will give him a bell...

              Could work in your favour this......
              You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to northernladuk again.

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                #37
                Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                <dreamy sound>
                Time : April 2014
                Place : Radbroke

                PM : Need someone to do this work, any ideas
                HR : Yeah, Mr Chris Packet has those skills. Remember him, he is reliable, professional and competent
                PM : No don't remember him
                HR : He is the one that shagged big fat Betty from Accounts..
                PM : Ahhhhh him
                <peels of laughter and jokes about sturdy photocopier machines for 10 mins>
                PM : <Wipes tear away> Oh ok, then drop him a line and see if he is free. Betty will be pleased to see him again. Poor lass not had it since...
                <more laughter and gags>
                HR : Right will give him a bell...

                Could work in your favour this......

                God, you don't know how close to the truth this is, albeit the date was about 1999 and at Radbroke !!

                My game can't have been up to much as I'm still waiting for that call back 13 years later!

                She was very grateful though.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by ChrisPackit View Post
                  God, you don't know how close to the truth this is, albeit the date was about 1999 and at Radbroke !!

                  My game can't have been up to much as I'm still waiting for that call back 13 years later!

                  She was very grateful though.
                  Was it you on the squash court

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post
                    Was it you on the squash court
                    No it wasn't.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
                      No it wasn't.
                      Oh Spod - not you

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