Ah, the old turn your head and Gough.
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I was sitting next to a Scotsman...
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI think that's why he was embarrassed when he googled. Point of the anecdote, shirley?
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Having been told his name,it didn't quite sink in and I thought he'd said Roger. Nice fella. At one point when the stewardess came over who was Scottish and they were talking she also said to me, 'Are you Scottish?' and quick as a flash with a glint in his eye he said 'Oh no, it's typical I get sat next to an Englishman' so quick as a flash I replied 'yep and it's typical I get stuck next to a Rangers captain, I'd have preferred Celtic
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWSS
Having been told his name,it didn't quite sink in and I thought he'd said Roger. Nice fella. At one point when the stewardess came over who was Scottish and they were talking she also said to me, 'Are you Scottish?' and quick as a flash with a glint in his eye he said 'Oh no, it's typical I get sat next to an Englishman' so quick as a flash I replied 'yep and it's typical I get stuck next to a Rangers captain, I'd have preferred Celtic
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Scotsman sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt.
Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs.
To his delight, he realises she has gone without underwear.
The blonde realises he is staring and inquires, "Are you looking at my growler?" "Yes, I'm sorry, " says the Scotsman and promises to avert his eyes.
"It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you."
Sure enough the growler blows him a kiss.
Wee Hughie, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the growler can do.
"I can also make it wink, " says the woman.
The Scotsman stares in amazement as the growler winks at him.
"Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat.
The Scotsman moves over and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?"
Stunned, The Scotsman replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle, too?"Comment
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostI thought MF was joking when he said Roger. He must mean Richard.
Wasn't there a Roger Gough in Scaffold?Blood in your pooComment
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostWasn't there a Roger Gough in Scaffold?Comment
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