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Why do women like chocolate?

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    #11
    Originally posted by Jeff Maginty View Post
    Women are ruled by their emotions. Chocolate is a mood-enhancer.

    I rest my case m'lord.
    But so is sex.

    Odd that women say they don't want sex if they have a headache. When sex will cure it.

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      #12
      “Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”

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        #13
        I don't like chocolate.

        I will cook with it but it has to have a seriously high cocoa content, and can quite happily have bars of chocolate sitting in the cupboards for months.
        "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          Guilt? MY 4RSE!

          Its lack of sex.
          Sorry but i have a hard time believing your arse gets a lack of sex.

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