Abandoned Conference Call

[NickFitz]

The chap who sits at the next desk to me was on a conference call. Now he's put the call on speakerphone, put his coat on, and gone off for lunch

The volume's very low - I can't even make out what they're saying, just that there are three different voices chuntering away.

He's the one that signs my timesheets, so I'd best not complain

[BrilloPad]

Is the phone on mute?

I have been on a few calls like that - clear off for 30 minutes and when you return they are still wittering on. Of course if you put the phone down it bleeps so everyone knows someone has left.

[NickFitz]

Is the phone on mute?

I have been on a few calls like that - clear off for 30 minutes and when you return they are still wittering on. Of course if you put the phone down it bleeps so everyone knows someone has left.

Not sure; I was thinking of going and eating my crisps very close to it, just to freak them out.

He's back now, and back on the handset. He might have just gone for a ciggy rather than lunch. We shall probably never know.

[Paddy]

Not sure; I was thinking of going and eating my crisps very close to it, just to freak them out.

He's back now, and back on the handset. He might have just gone for a ciggy rather than lunch. We shall probably never know.

Just fart a few times

[BA to the Stars]

Hopefully they didn't ask him anything



Must be one of those calls made by a senior bod preaching to the masses of his minnions with a 5 minute Q&A at the end.

[BA to the Stars]

I've been doing that.

Do you think it was loud enough?

One reason why the "Smell-O-Phone" was never a success