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Having money isn't a daft thing to do. Spending money you don't have is.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIf you ever get mugged remind me to blame you for carrying money.
Seems a rather facile comparison to me. You don't even GET mugged because you are carrying money, but because the mugger hopes you are.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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What about Bob lawyers? Plenty advicing, much cheapnessing.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostAnd for another 100 quid he'll give you another, contradictory, opinion.
Now be listening. You must take to the fields, and be killing of her much quicklyComment
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Not really. Perverts are attracted to positions that give them access. Where the church has fallen down is properly taking responsibility and dealing with such people.Originally posted by Old Hack View PostIt also appears to teach young children the game of hide the sausage.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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I reckon if priests were married then there would be less perversion. Though now the rules have changed so that an adult is not allowed to be alone with a child. And there is alot more screening for priests. A chap from our church is currently getting ordained. He was asked alot of searching questions. I think he would make a good priest as he has been married.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostNot really. Perverts are attracted to positions that give them access. Where the church has fallen down is properly taking responsibility and dealing with such people.Comment
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cheapnessing - that is a cracking wordOriginally posted by Old Hack View PostWhat about Bob lawyers? Plenty advicing, much cheapnessing.
Now be listening. You must take to the fields, and be killing of her much quickly
But a few months down the line you will need on-shore lawyers to sort out the mess lawyer Bob has made
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Perhaps. Or people with high sex drives shouldn't join the priesthood.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI reckon if priests were married then there would be less perversion.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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People with ANY sex drives should not join the priesthood.Originally posted by d000hg View PostPerhaps. Or people with high sex drives shouldn't join the priesthood.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostSo pleased I dumped mine and fought my own case."I hesitate not to pronounce, that every man who is his own lawyer, has a fool for a client"
Sir Edward Coke, Sergeant at Law
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People whose will is not stronger than their sex-drives shouldn't join... temptation is acceptable, giving in to it is not.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostPeople with ANY sex drives should not join the priesthood.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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