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    #11
    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Regardless of my compassion for him, it's still his fault. Christianity teaches forgiveness not abdication from responsibility.
    If you ever get mugged remind me to blame you for carrying money.

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      #12
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      If you ever get mugged remind me to blame you for carrying money.
      Having money isn't a daft thing to do. Spending money you don't have is.

      Seems a rather facile comparison to me. You don't even GET mugged because you are carrying money, but because the mugger hopes you are.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #13
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        And for another 100 quid he'll give you another, contradictory, opinion.
        What about Bob lawyers? Plenty advicing, much cheapnessing.

        Now be listening. You must take to the fields, and be killing of her much quickly

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          #14
          Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
          It also appears to teach young children the game of hide the sausage.
          Not really. Perverts are attracted to positions that give them access. Where the church has fallen down is properly taking responsibility and dealing with such people.
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #15
            Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
            Not really. Perverts are attracted to positions that give them access. Where the church has fallen down is properly taking responsibility and dealing with such people.
            I reckon if priests were married then there would be less perversion. Though now the rules have changed so that an adult is not allowed to be alone with a child. And there is alot more screening for priests. A chap from our church is currently getting ordained. He was asked alot of searching questions. I think he would make a good priest as he has been married.

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              #16
              Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
              What about Bob lawyers? Plenty advicing, much cheapnessing.

              Now be listening. You must take to the fields, and be killing of her much quickly
              cheapnessing - that is a cracking word

              But a few months down the line you will need on-shore lawyers to sort out the mess lawyer Bob has made

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                #17
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                I reckon if priests were married then there would be less perversion.
                Perhaps. Or people with high sex drives shouldn't join the priesthood.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  Perhaps. Or people with high sex drives shouldn't join the priesthood.
                  People with ANY sex drives should not join the priesthood.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    So pleased I dumped mine and fought my own case.
                    "I hesitate not to pronounce, that every man who is his own lawyer, has a fool for a client"

                    Sir Edward Coke, Sergeant at Law
                    Last edited by OwlHoot; 6 December 2012, 17:42.
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                      #20
                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      People with ANY sex drives should not join the priesthood.
                      People whose will is not stronger than their sex-drives shouldn't join... temptation is acceptable, giving in to it is not.
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                      Originally posted by vetran
                      Urine is quite nourishing

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