OK own up...

[BrilloPad]

Andyw forgot to feed the server hamster.

I thought is was RH who liked to microwave hamsters?

[Old Hack]

I thought is was RH who liked to microwave hamsters?

I had a friend who sat on his sisters Guinea pig. Big lad too.

[BrilloPad]

I had a friend who sat on his sisters Guinea pig. Big lad too.

I hope it was okay and someone give him a good walloping? Assuming it was deliberate?

[Old Hack]

I hope it was okay and someone give him a good walloping? Assuming it was deliberate?

No, unfortunately it was spatchcocked and as dead as creationism.

He did get a bollocking, and still reels when I remind him of it.

[BrilloPad]

No, unfortunately it was spatchcocked and as dead as creationism.

He did get a bollocking, and still reels when I remind him of it.

Good!

Mind you I still wince when I remember dropping the hamster into chocolate cake and ice cream. Or the time I left the door to its room open overnight and our 2 cats batted its cage open and it made a run for it - then spent the night hiding over the house. Though we did recapture it alive.

The hamster(lovely tinky) died young. No surprise really....

[Old Hack]

Good!

Mind you I still wince when I remember dropping the hamster into chocolate cake and ice cream. Or the time I left the door to its room open overnight and our 2 cats batted its cage open and it made a run for it - then spent the night hiding over the house. Though we did recapture it alive.

The hamster(lovely tinky) died young. No surprise really....

The girls were horrified when we let ours out for a run and the lad made a break for freedom, before falling from a shelf it had got onto. He shook violently for about 5 minutes before coming right again. Genuinely didn't expect him to be alive the next day, but he's still going, 2 years old now...

[NotAllThere]

Ours used to pretend to be spider-hamster, climbing across the roof of his cage. He was the only hamster I knew who made his wheel spin from the outside.

Now in the sad spot in the garden.

[Old Hack]

Ours used to pretend to be spider-hamster, climbing across the roof of his cage. He was the only hamster I knew who made his wheel spin from the outside.

Now in the sad spot in the garden.

We have this, often falling on his ass mind.