French are not man enough

[BrilloPad]

BBC News - French sperm count 'falls by a third'

I have suspected this for a while.

[Gonzo]

BBC News - French sperm count 'falls by a third'

I have suspected this for a while.

It wouldn't surprise me at all to find out that this is a 'ruse' so that French men can insist that they have to have more sex to compensate. The scientist that published these findings is a French man, would that be right?

Crafty gits. You have to admire them really.

[BrilloPad]

It wouldn't surprise me at all to find out that this is a 'ruse' so that French men can insist that they have to have more sex to compensate. The scientist that published these findings is a French man, would that be right?

Crafty gits. You have to admire them really.

I assumed it was a French woman who enjoyed looking at all that sperm. A sort of professional bukkake.

[MyUserName]

Whilst at the re-enactment of the battle of Tewkesbury this year we found a Frenchman with serious b***s.

The French group were in the centre block fighting a German group and things were getting more and more heated (I do not know what actually started it as the guy who told me about it did not know either - he just found that they were pretty much hitting each other as hard as they could rather than pulling their blows).

Things got more heated until some French guy ran at the German unit and punched one of them (the one who told me this story) in the face whilst wearing steel gauntlets. Hillariously this German was a competitive boxer who replied with a huge amount of punches back on the guy before they got separated. The Frenchman's helmet was partially caved in but they managed to get it off and he saw the reason for the Frenchman's bravery ... it was a girl.

[Gonzo]

I assumed it was a French woman who enjoyed looking at all that sperm. A sort of professional bukkake.

You're right.

'Joelle' would be a woman.

[SupremeSpod]

Whilst at the re-enactment of the battle of Tewkesbury this year we found a Frenchman with serious b***s.

The French group were in the centre block fighting a German group and things were getting more and more heated (I do not know what actually started it as the guy who told me about it did not know either - he just found that they were pretty much hitting each other as hard as they could rather than pulling their blows).

Things got more heated until some French guy ran at the German unit and punched one of them (the one who told me this story) in the face whilst wearing steel gauntlets. Hillariously this German was a competitive boxer who replied with a huge amount of punches back on the guy before they got separated. The Frenchman's helmet was partially caved in but they managed to get it off and he saw the reason for the Frenchman's bravery ... it was a girl.

Joan D'Arc?

[MyUserName]

Joan D'Arc?

[SimonMac]

I assumed it was a French woman who enjoyed looking at all that sperm. A sort of professional bukkake.

But then again, how many times have you come home from a day at work and thought the last thing you want to do is turn the computer on

[Uncle Albert]

I think Reuters are having a laugh. Look who they chose to report on this story: French men not producing as much sperm | Reuters

[shaunbhoy]

It wouldn't surprise me at all to find out that this is a 'ruse' so that French men can insist that they have to have more sex to compensate.

Don't think that they need to do a lot of "insisting" where Frog women are concerned. It is more difficult convincing them to shave their armpits first!!