Duchess of Cambridge pregnant

[BrilloPad]

Does Prince Philip have an alibi?

[minestrone]

Never been much of a royal fan, kind of just want to ignore all the chat that goes on in the court of Windsor but it must be torture for everyone.

OMG, just displayed some emotion there.

[minestrone]

Does Prince Philip have an alibi?

He is probably so senile just now he is phoning up Scottish driving instructors and questioning their clients sobriety.

If you can get me his number I will give him a call and ask him about greek people living off the state.

[BrilloPad]

He is probably so senile just now he is phoning up Scottish driving instructors and questioning their clients sobriety.

If you can get me his number I will give him a call and ask him about greek people living off the state.

What about Krauts living off the state?

[minestrone]

Kate is stunnigly good looking, that big goofy big eared baldy prince got a winner there.

[Basil Fawlty]

Kate is stunnigly good looking, that big goofy big eared baldy prince got a winner there.

Yeah but being the next King makes you quite a catch apparently - even if you do look like Mr Potatohead.

[LatteLiberal]

Kate is stunnigly good looking, that big goofy big eared baldy prince got a winner there.

I have banged much better looking females than Kate. I am unusually handsome though.

[minestrone]

That bit in the Omen when the nanny kills herself for the child of the devil.

DAMIEN OMEN DAMIEN OMEN DAMIEN OMEN.