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Lunch date with two lovely ladies :)
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+1Originally posted by Old Hack View PostGet drunk, and inappropriate.
HTH
Make sure you say you will not be starting, and they will lose their commission, unless they both sleep with you.Comment
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Or offer them your first days pay for a couple of hours between the sheets and a bottle of Vodka. Unless you'ere d000hg or Old Greg, in that case, offer them your first 2 days money, possibly a weeksOriginally posted by BrilloPad View Post+1
Make sure you say you will not be starting, and they will lose their commission, unless they both sleep with you.Comment
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Why do I think this whole thing is going to end badly??!!
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Because you are one of the ladies?Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
Why do I think this whole thing is going to end badly??!!
Or because you met Wilmslow once?Comment
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Oh yesOriginally posted by cailin maith View Post
Why do I think this whole thing is going to end badly??!!
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He's having dinner with an agent; I thought that much was a gimmeeOriginally posted by cailin maith View Post
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostBecause you are one of the ladies?
Or because you met Wilmslow once?
Nah, just 'cos his track record is
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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