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Don't all buildings have stairs?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
Like Nicola Murray in The Thick of it?Originally posted by nomadd View PostYeah, that's about the same for me. I have a pretty solid up-to-date skillset, but unfortunately suffer from extreme claustrophobia. Once I mention that I need stairs access, the agents and clients simple don't want to know. Still, it's been like this for years for me - always taken me months to find a new role - so I'm pretty used to it by now.
Don't worry, you'll land a role eventually. In the interim, just make sure you've kept a decent warchest!
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Retire?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostJust ask yourself What would Suity do?nomadd liked this postComment
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Wrong, he'd hold it together long enough to get the gig, post his success on cuk then he'd royally **** it up, piss on his shoes, post his woes on cuk and then "disappear" for a few weeks while he waits for the cycle to repeat itself.Originally posted by nomadd View PostRetire?
Hth.
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The boy sure knows how to live.Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostWrong, he'd hold it together long enough to get the gig, post his success on cuk then he'd royally **** it up, piss on his shoes, post his woes on cuk and then "disappear" for a few weeks while he waits for the cycle to repeat itself.
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Costs him a fortune in shoesOriginally posted by nomadd View PostThe boy sure knows how to live.

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I have a girlfriend for that.Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostCosts him a fortune in shoes
While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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I'm having a case of deja vu.Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostWrong, he'd hold it together long enough to get the gig, post his success on cuk then he'd royally **** it up, piss on his shoes, post his woes on cuk and then "disappear" for a few weeks while he waits for the cycle to repeat itself.
Hth.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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... this mysterious interview request for a job in which you do not have experience could be just a trick to get the BoB in. It makes me wonder whether they had any closer match whom they did not offer interview opportunity.Originally posted by pmeswani View PostI have an interview tomorrow for a product I hardly know. Looks like it will be an epic fail.
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If UKIP are the answer, then it must have been a very stupid question.Comment
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You're a bit of a racist bastard on the sly, aren't you?Originally posted by mos View Post... this mysterious interview request for a job in which you do not have experience could be just a trick to get the BoB in. It makes me wonder whether they had any closer match whom they did not offer interview opportunity.
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If you can't compete then find a niche that very few can exploit. Failing that, get the hell out of Dodge.
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