New CUK features you'd like to see

[SupremeSpod]

Face it, you can't stand the fact she's far more articulate and better looking than you (and probably smarter)

I suppose I'll have to agree as she talked herself into a permanent ban, that certainly takes some doing.

[BrilloPad]

I suppose I'll have to agree as she certainly talked herself into a permanent ban, that certainly takes some doing.

yeah. what sort of chunt gets a perma ban eh?

I hope she has the guts not to make a grovelling apology to get back n.....

[sasguru]

Face it, you can't stand the fact she's far more articulate and better looking than you (and probably smarter)

And here we have proof of the old adage "Love is blind".

[original PM]

I think I can take the judgement of someone who fancied Gentile rotten with a pinch of salt, eh?

been there, seen it, done it, got the T shirt

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[Old Hack]

What made me think this thread would turn into this?

I'd like to see a time posted in the time zone someone posted, to cut out MF's bulltulip.

I'd like an anti god botherer button to remove the born agains.

It would be nice to get a translate button for when bobs post.

I'd like Gentile reinstated again; I have had my fill of regular, witty and succinct posts and need something a bit more lengthy to get me off the board and on to doing something more constructive.

I'd like an auto spell check to stop Old Greg, sorry Spelling bee masturbating every time someone makes a minor spooling error.

Other than that, I think it's fine

[MarillionFan]

I'd like to see a feature that posts 'Bulltulip' that kicks in after every Old Hack post which starts with the letter 'I'.

[Old Hack]

I'd like to see a feature that posts 'Bulltulip' that kicks in after every Old Hack post which starts with the letter 'I'.

I think MF really does work in the stats, is a master IT technician and a property investment guru.

[MarillionFan]

I think MF really does work in the stats, is a master IT technician and a property investment guru.

I have no idea why you think I work in IT. I don't.

[Old Hack]

I have no idea why you think I work in IT. I don't.

I think you're a well adjusted person.

[BrilloPad]

I think you're a well adjusted person.

Are you trying to get him banned? Only loonies allowed here.