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The sound your phone make when an email has arrived and finding it was an email saying the past 3 invoices have been paid
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Especially the first one of the day to park your breakfastOriginally posted by Lockhouse View PostA decent number 2.Blood in your pooComment
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Sabotaging my ClientCos PC, he is so old school, a bit pervy and always hungover.
He spends 30 mins pressing buttons swearing, then on phone to help desk - an hour later he'll finally get setup for the day then proceed to be grumpy with everyone.Comment
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+1Originally posted by norrahe View PostIts never the same the seond time around
but still a lovely sound.
Try the first taste of a new homebrew or jam after maturing, the anticipation as it is repaid with a fine flavour.Comment
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Betcha he has some porn on it tucked away somewhere.Originally posted by Dallas View PostSabotaging my ClientCos PC, he is so old school, a bit pervy and always hungover. ...
I once got a contract at a small clientco after a permie there was sacked for being found with borderline kiddie porn on his work laptop. Unbelievable that anyone could be so stupid. (It almost broke his boss's heart as the guy was so useful; the boss was very reluctant to let him go, but his co-workers threatened to walk out if he wasn't sacked.)Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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The buzz & whir of the coffee machine as it grinds the beans for that 1st cup of the dayGrowing old is mandatory
Growing up is optionalComment
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