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    #11
    Originally posted by Sausage Surprise View Post
    It's the plucked chicken look for me. .
    Maybe you should change your user name then.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #12
      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
      Maybe you should change your user name then.
      nah....that's the surprise
      Blood in your poo

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        #13
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        What are us blokes supposed to do with our pubes?
        Anywhere you like as long as its not the toilet seat.

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          #14
          Trimming might be an idea. It's a pain when you get up for a pee while half asleep and some hair gets caught in your foreskin causing it to shoot off sideways all over the floor. Piss poor design in my view, what better argument against the existence of god is there?
          bloggoth

          If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
          John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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            #15
            Pubes

            I store mine in keyboards I've used at clientcos throughout the country. Just pray you don't get one of my old ones on site next......

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              #16
              Originally posted by stek View Post
              I store mine in keyboards I've used at clientcos throughout the country. Just pray you don't get one of my old ones on site next......
              You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to stek again.

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                #17
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                Use your electric shaver with attachment. Just make sure you don't touch your sensitive bits
                Thanks for that sage advice. Tried it on my balls and only now has the blood stopped coming.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                  Thanks for that sage advice. Tried it on my balls and only now has the blood stopped coming.

                  You should have used a razor. Prefrably safety rather than cut throat.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                    What are us blokes supposed to do with our pubes?

                    Ladies trim them off, are we supposed to let them grow so long I can't find my nob?

                    Any advice appreciated.

                    In these times of austerity, could I suggest an inexpensive alternative to dental floss?

                    PS whar are you going to do if you chop them off and still can't find your knob?
                    +50 Xeno Geek Points
                    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                      What are us blokes supposed to do with our pubes?

                      Ladies trim them off, are we supposed to let them grow so long I can't find my nob?

                      Any advice appreciated.

                      Do not, I repeat do not, let the wife/girlfriend shave them off.

                      (Especially if you still haven't put up those shelves she's been nagging you about since last Christmas...)
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