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nah....that's the surpriseOriginally posted by sasguru View PostMaybe you should change your user name then.
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Anywhere you like as long as its not the toilet seat.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostWhat are us blokes supposed to do with our pubes?Comment
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Trimming might be an idea. It's a pain when you get up for a pee while half asleep and some hair gets caught in your foreskin causing it to shoot off sideways all over the floor. Piss poor design in my view, what better argument against the existence of god is there?bloggoth
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I store mine in keyboards I've used at clientcos throughout the country. Just pray you don't get one of my old ones on site next......Comment
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Originally posted by stek View PostI store mine in keyboards I've used at clientcos throughout the country. Just pray you don't get one of my old ones on site next......You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to stek again.
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Thanks for that sage advice. Tried it on my balls and only now has the blood stopped coming.Originally posted by sasguru View PostUse your electric shaver with attachment. Just make sure you don't touch your sensitive bits
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You should have used a razor. Prefrably safety rather than cut throat.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostThanks for that sage advice. Tried it on my balls and only now has the blood stopped coming.

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In these times of austerity, could I suggest an inexpensive alternative to dental floss?Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostWhat are us blokes supposed to do with our pubes?
Ladies trim them off, are we supposed to let them grow so long I can't find my nob?
Any advice appreciated.

PS whar are you going to do if you chop them off and still can't find your knob?+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Do not, I repeat do not, let the wife/girlfriend shave them off.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostWhat are us blokes supposed to do with our pubes?
Ladies trim them off, are we supposed to let them grow so long I can't find my nob?
Any advice appreciated.

(Especially if you still haven't put up those shelves she's been nagging you about since last Christmas...)nomadd liked this postComment
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