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Pubes

Trimming might be an idea. It's a pain when you get up for a pee while half asleep and some hair gets caught in your foreskin causing it to shoot off sideways all over the floor. Piss poor design in my view, what better argument against the existence of god is there?
 
Pubes

I store mine in keyboards I've used at clientcos throughout the country. Just pray you don't get one of my old ones on site next......
 
What are us blokes supposed to do with our pubes?

Ladies trim them off, are we supposed to let them grow so long I can't find my nob?

Any advice appreciated.

:happy

In these times of austerity, could I suggest an inexpensive alternative to dental floss?

PS whar are you going to do if you chop them off and still can't find your knob?
 
What are us blokes supposed to do with our pubes?

Ladies trim them off, are we supposed to let them grow so long I can't find my nob?

Any advice appreciated.

:happy

Do not, I repeat do not, let the wife/girlfriend shave them off.

(Especially if you still haven't put up those shelves she's been nagging you about since last Christmas...)
 

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