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Stuck here for Thanks Giving
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I thought Norrahe had knocked it up.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
ftfyOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostI thought Norrahe's cats had knocked it up.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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Jesus, and I thought that the M&S Count on Us microwavable range looked inedible.. but hey it has over a 1lb of “food”Originally posted by corndog
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FTFYOriginally posted by corndogYou're right. 1lb isn't enough for MF. He needs a dozen of these...

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Back in your box quiche boy.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostFTFY
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With the amount of sweetcorn in there you could count it in then count it all back out again.Originally posted by corndog
That'll keep you entertained for the entire weekend.
Or I could give you the address to my father-in-laws ranch in Texas, go there for thanks-giving. They deep fry the turkey down in the good ole south.
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What's the weather like?
I know what i'd do, a nice trip to Salton Sea, and maybe, Joshua Tree NP.Comment
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I'd be down to Tijuana in a flash, then back Friday for some beers in the gas lamp district. Cracking place SD.Comment
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