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Did you take the shiny new motor?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
Crates? You ******* peasant!Originally posted by sasguru View PostThanks. Just to keep you updated this afternoon I had a nap and went to Waitrose to get 2 nice crates of red/white for Christmas. Feeling top of the world, thanks for asking

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You might be confusing crate and box.Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostCrates? You ******* peasant!Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Or I may not. Wine by the case. Brown ale by the crate.Originally posted by d000hg View PostYou might be confusing crate and box.
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I can recommend Früh kolsch (winks at Chef) and Fransiskaner if your local one has them. Their own brand weissbeir isn't bad either if you like that sort of thing.Originally posted by sasguru View PostThanks. Just to keep you updated this afternoon I had a nap and went to Waitrose to get 2 nice crates of red/white for Christmas. Feeling top of the world, thanks for asking
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Nah. It's just that you're a lush who buys Tesco Merlot by the 3 litre box and you got a bit confused.Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostOr I may not. Wine by the case. Brown ale by the crate.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Did indeed. There was just enough space for the crates* as well.Originally posted by d000hg View PostDid you take the shiny new motor?
*Us aristos call 12 bottles of wine crates. It's a nod to the plebs.Hard Brexit now!
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Nah, not funny. Don't try too hard. Although I like any sort of Kolsch usually.Originally posted by doodab View PostI can recommend Früh kolsch (winks at Chef) and Fransiskaner if your local one has them. Their own brand weissbeir isn't bad either if you like that sort of thing.Hard Brexit now!
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I dread to think how he'll view the fact my wine is delivered in a cardboard box by a working class person in a van.Originally posted by sasguru View PostDid indeed. There was just enough space for the crates* as well.
*Us aristos call 12 bottles of wine crates. It's a nod to the plebs.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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