cruciate ligaments

[Joe Black.]

15mph?! Were you being towed by a jet-ski?

[MrsGoof]

15mph?! Were you being towed by a jet-ski?

no the hand is moving faster than me Doh!

flat out swiimming 25m in smidgen over 10seconds

[Joe Black.]

sounds like u are as accident prone as me!

[GBH123]

3 broken wrists

No wonder you are a fast swimmer, you cheat.

Three arms is surely an unfair advantage

[Dundeegeorge]

3 arms?

What part of Norfolk are you from then Mrs. Goof?

(DG in 'waiting for whyney to chip in with 'slandering the inbred' moan' mode)

[woo]

I hope I never do it.

but if I do, I know the hospital will give me a tubey grip and pack me off home unless I whine like a bitch or offer cash under the table.

[wendigo100]

One broken neck, suffered when my space shuttle crash-landed in Mansfield. Luckily I have developed a ground-breaking procedure to fix a completely severed spinal cord, so I was able to instruct the surgeon while he fixed it.

threaded

[Joe Black.]

shame there was no fuel left in the shuttle you could have done us a favour and flattened Mansfield!