Reply to: cruciate ligaments

[Joe Black.]

shame there was no fuel left in the shuttle you could have done us a favour and flattened Mansfield!

[wendigo100]

One broken neck, suffered when my space shuttle crash-landed in Mansfield. Luckily I have developed a ground-breaking procedure to fix a completely severed spinal cord, so I was able to instruct the surgeon while he fixed it.

threaded

[woo]

I hope I never do it.

but if I do, I know the hospital will give me a tubey grip and pack me off home unless I whine like a bitch or offer cash under the table.

[Dundeegeorge]

3 arms?

What part of Norfolk are you from then Mrs. Goof?

(DG in 'waiting for whyney to chip in with 'slandering the inbred' moan' mode)

[GBH123]

3 broken wrists

No wonder you are a fast swimmer, you cheat.

Three arms is surely an unfair advantage

[Joe Black.]

sounds like u are as accident prone as me!

[MrsGoof]

15mph?! Were you being towed by a jet-ski?

no the hand is moving faster than me Doh!

flat out swiimming 25m in smidgen over 10seconds

[Joe Black.]

15mph?! Were you being towed by a jet-ski?

[MrsGoof]

...how do you break fingers

Racing
I had the bad habbit of hitting the end at the end with straight fingures. SO had probably mioving > 15mph with straight fingures onto a tiled wall. Ouch, when's my next race coach.
Although I got 1 caught on the rope whilst training. Ouch, swim to end of set, check time, check pulse, next rep.

How the **** do u break an elbow!?

as a kid just falling over and stuff. Broken =Bone chipped and a fracture.

[BlasterBates]

...how do you break fingers swimming

Were you swimming through thick ice ?

[Joe Black.]

3 broken wrists
2 broken elbows
8 broken fingers (most through swimming)
3 sholder dislocations
1 broken toe
1 gash on shin so bone was on display
1 torn knee cartlidge
too many broken nails to count

oh

and a partridge in a pear tree

How the **** do u break an elbow!?

[MrsGoof]

3 broken wrists
2 broken elbows
8 broken fingers (most through swimming)
3 sholder dislocations
1 broken toe
1 gash on shin so bone was on display
1 torn knee cartlidge
too many broken nails to count

oh

and a partridge in a pear tree

[Joe Black.]

2 X inguinal hernias (2 ops)
1 X broken cheekbone (metal plate 1 op)
1 X perforated ear drum
2 X broken nose (1 operation)
1 X dislocated AC joint (metal screw and anchor - 2 ops)
1 X broken thumb
2 X broken fingers

Rugby, say no more!

[Xenophon]

Someone gave me a chinese burn at primary school once and it really hurt.

[Troll]

My kneecaps tend to dislocate - does this count?