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    #21
    Originally posted by supremepods
    Mrs Chico eh ?

    Yes I remember her - very accommodating.
    Rumour has it that when she goes to parties people admire her polished entrance.

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      #22
      Originally posted by lORD lUCAN
      Another big slurp before the tulipe comes dribbling from his mouth.
      As abuse goes that's minor league stuff. I suggest you take lessons from Bogeyman.

      But I think the competition is too strong given that in Cheeko we have the biggest brain dead myth spouting twat that cyberspace has known. His posts are so boring and repetitive that he can crash IP servers in multiple continents. If such a concept as God exists, then she must be sitting upstairs, playing with herself to stop Cheeko's sycophantic drivel from driving her numb with tedium. In her place I'd request a transfer to Hell or at least some industrial ear plugs.

      Chico's real name is Cheech and BennO's is Chong. I claim the £10 (£5 for each).

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        #23
        Wow not only would my God die for me, withhold the punishment I deserve but he also anoints my head with oil and prepares a feast for me in the presence of my enemies.
        So what punishment do you deserve then ? , have you been up to something that we should all know about , do tell us.

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          #24
          [QUOTE=BillHicksRIP]I envy God-squad loving people as they seem happy in their quest, and seem exhilirated in the things they say and do.

          I think much the same state can be achieved with a frontal lobotomy

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            #25
            Originally posted by John Galt
            I think much the same state can be achieved with a frontal lobotomy
            How do we know they aren't tortured, being a mind inside a body they have no control over?
            Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
            threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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              #26
              Indeed Threaded

              Originally posted by threaded
              How do we know they aren't tortured, being a mind inside a body they have no control over?
              I think that there should be compulsory treatment with psychotropic drugs for anyone who espouses a religion.
              Why not?

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                #27
                Originally posted by Chico
                So yesterday flying back into Heathrow and plane is in a holding pattern over London and I am admiring the beauty and majesty of this awesome created world, the curvature of the Earth
                The world is flat, God said so
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  #28
                  Err, shome mishtake shirley

                  Originally posted by Bagpuss
                  The world is flat, God said so
                  the world is fat, buddha said so
                  Why not?

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by threaded
                    How do we know they aren't tortured, being a mind inside a body they have no control over?
                    I think we can safely say that Chico has very little control over his mind - defininately a case of a packet of Daz and 20 minutes on the spin cycle

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Dundeegeorge
                      the world is fat, buddha said so
                      When religions disagree there must be conflict to decide who is right
                      When religions agree there must be conflict to decide who was right first
                      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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