I am very thankful

[sasguru]

Indeed, you were between 3000 to 7000 feet probably on BNN (Bovington) hold point descending through the stack. It was unlikely you saw the curvature of the earth unless you were:

(a) Flying Concorde

(b) The Archbishop decided to get you a little closer to your god and sent you on the NASA shuttle

(c) You quaffed just a little too much duty free communion wine

Indeed. Yet another made-up story from the master of myth.

[bogeyman]

I had a few moments to ponder what a great God I serve!! How awesome he is.

Yeah! Threaded is really something, isn't he?

[Ruprect]

Did the pilot sound like John Motson?

[Fungus]

I had a few moments to ponder what a great God I serve!! How awesome he is. The words of the great prophet Zephaniah came to mind.

Yet more complete and total bollox from the forum tosspot. He is worse than the Jehovah's witnesses. At least you can slam the door in their faces and have the pleasure of hearing a loud exclamation of "Arrgghhh my dose".

"How awesome he is"

He? Strewth.

"The words of the great prophet Zephaniah came to mind."

I do agree with him about Benjamin Zephaniah: he writes good poetry. I like the turkey one.

[Chico]

To know that I am so blessed is great, I feel like hugging someone, better still I will tell you lot about Jesus Christ, the Creator and Saviour of the world. You see people say he was a good teacher - no. Muslims says he was a messenger -no He was and still is the MESSAGE!!

A poem written by Mrs Chico seems apt.

Show Me

Show me pretty pictures
Ones of clear blue skies
Show me laughing children with infectious smiles
And sparkling eyes

Show me love and kindness
In our fellowmen
Then let me show you Jesus
Who died to redeem them

Show me a golden sunset
And a hazy sun in the morn
Show me a silvery moon
And the tides of dusk and dawn

Show me this worlds creation
That is intelligent by design
Then show me the Word of our Saviour
That has not changed through time.

[AlfredJPruffock]

Very good Chico I have bookmarked this for a future Friday Poetry Corner special.

Now then , the title though has been taken.

Perhaps you know it , its goes


Show Me

Show me the way to go home
Because Im tired and I wanna go to bed
Were only half a football team
and the other half is dead ..

I think it was by Shelly, or was it Pele ?

Anyway show me the way to go home , cos Im buggrin off now ,God Bless us all !!!!

Every one of us !

[supremepods]

Crap Crap Crap Crap etc etc.....

Bla bla bla

A poem written by Mrs Chico seems apt.

Mrs Chico eh ?

Yes I remember her - very accommodating.

[bogeyman]

Show me laughing children with infectious smiles

Infectious smiles? Euughhh!

What have these children got? Chronic gingivitis? Ebola?

Not a nice image thet Shico old boy

[BillHicksRIP]

I envy God-squad loving people as they seem happy in their quest, and seem exhilirated in the things they say and do. Maybe I'm just jealous. I like music, I'm happy to engage in heated conversation about the things I like, but I wouldn't attempt to 'convert' anyone, or cut someone's head off either. But I guess that's down to me working in IT, a field that demands proof, unobjectional proof, and logs.

God and Allah don't leave logs so **** the pair of them.

[lORD lUCAN]

He's back to claim his crown as village idiot. Lord Leightweight you're fired!

Another big slurp before the tulipe comes dribbling from his mouth.