Obligatory USA Election Thread

[DimPrawn]

Seeing Communist China is leagues ahead of the US in terms of economic power and soon military power I would have hoped for a Communist party in the US by now.

[minestrone]

So let me get this straight; Obama was elected because GW Bush was a useless inbred religious fundamentalist feckwhitted six fingered hick who left behind an economy in tatters, a war that nobody could win and a country with no friends except the Snot Goblin. Four years later, it turns out Obama is human and can't turn the abominable mess around in just a few years with a republican congress who'll block anything he tries to do, but he hasn't made things worse. So now it's time to elect a new useless inbred religious fundamentalist feckwhitted six fingered hick and turn the whole world fubar???

Bastards; find a tulip job, give the candidate the wrong tools and a bunch of halfwit colleagues, give the job to a black guy and then blame him and fire him.

I think people are a bit sick of his channeling Martin Luther King stage act to milk votes when he should be talking about the economy.

The chap has absolutely no clue what he is doing and deserves to go.

[Mich the Tester]

I think people are a bit sick of his channeling Martin Luther King stage act to milk votes when he should be talking about the economy.

The chap has absolutely no clue what he is doing and deserves to go.

This is a good thing. It limits his ability to **** up the whole bloody world.

[speling bee]

Paddy Power has paiout on Obama. Seems a little premature.

Paddy Power says it

[fckvwls]

I think people are a bit sick of his channeling Martin Luther King stage act to milk votes when he should be talking about the economy.

The chap has absolutely no clue what he is doing and deserves to go.

And Romney is an economic genius with a plan to turn things around that stacks up? I think not.

[minestrone]

And Romney is an economic genius with a plan to turn things around that stacks up? I think not.

He is known as a turn around guy in both business and government who at least is willing to talk about the big problem which Obama hides from.

I think he would do a far better job of the economy.

He is a full on tit, granted, but I think they need him more, I think we need him more.

[SimonMac]

According to this I should be voting for Obama

My results at the 2012 Who Should You Vote For? 2012 US Presidential Election Quiz

[darmstadt]

Apparently on his first day in job, the CIA always tell the incoming President the private toilet key is "in the corner of the Oval Office" just to watch confusion...

[Robinho]

So let me get this straight; Obama was elected because GW Bush was a useless inbred religious fundamentalist feckwhitted six fingered hick who left behind an economy in tatters, a war that nobody could win and a country with no friends except the Snot Goblin. Four years later, it turns out Obama is human and can't turn the abominable mess around in just a few years with a republican congress who'll block anything he tries to do, but he hasn't made things worse. So now it's time to elect a new useless inbred religious fundamentalist feckwhitted six fingered hick and turn the whole world fubar???

Bastards; find a tulip job, give the candidate the wrong tools and a bunch of halfwit colleagues, give the job to a black guy and then blame him and fire him.

Bush being incredibly tulip does not mean that Obama has not been tulip himself.

[ZARDOZ]