Obligatory USA Election Thread

[minestrone]

Are people really that thick that they cannot work out what a swing state is and that it must be explained every fookin 2 minutes on radio, TV and in the newspapers.

[SimonMac]

As they say in Florida, vote early and vote often!

[EternalOptimist]

i wish our elections were more like theirs, all that stuff about hanging chavs. sounds good to me

[SimonMac]

Its reported that the 2012 US Presidential election has cost $5.8bn, which is the same as the GDP of Moldova

[BrilloPad]

Are people really that thick that they cannot work out what a swing state is and that it must be explained every fookin 2 minutes on radio, TV and in the newspapers.

Isn't that where wife swapping is compulsary?

[Mich the Tester]

So let me get this straight; Obama was elected because GW Bush was a useless inbred religious fundamentalist feckwhitted six fingered hick who left behind an economy in tatters, a war that nobody could win and a country with no friends except the Snot Goblin. Four years later, it turns out Obama is human and can't turn the abominable mess around in just a few years with a republican congress who'll block anything he tries to do, but he hasn't made things worse. So now it's time to elect a new useless inbred religious fundamentalist feckwhitted six fingered hick and turn the whole world fubar???

Bastards; find a tulip job, give the candidate the wrong tools and a bunch of halfwit colleagues, give the job to a black guy and then blame him and fire him.

[BrilloPad]

it turns out Obama is human

Zeity told me he is definitely a GAL.

[Mich the Tester]

Zeity told me he is definitely a GAL.

Better than a republican.

[DimPrawn]

Anyone know why there are only two political parties in the US?

[DodgyAgent]

Anyone know why there are only two political parties in the US?

because the yanks are not stupid enough to allow an equivalent of the liberal party to get any power