Been caning my GT 86 ...

[chef]

You're still making the same mistake - you're assuming I GAS what you think, what car you've bought etc.
You, on the other hand, seem to have some obsession about me.
If you prefer, why don't you just come to the conclusion that I'm making it up?
Just wash the curtains after you've bled your radiators with excitement.

sorry to dissappoint you but I have no obsession with you. Nice try to deflect from the point though. All I did was ask you to prove your claim, and have responded to every attempt you've made to try and get away from the request.

As I said at the start, unless you can prove it, I and many others on here will continue to assume you're talking utter b0ll0cks. I'm no more excited by it than when I first replied, you've just confirmed my thoughts. I'm sure you do not GAS, denial is a powerful thing, but then if not GAS is true, why start a thread telling us how great your new car is then SAS?

[sasguru]

sorry to dissappoint you but I have no obsession with you. Nice try to deflect from the point though. All I did was ask you to prove your claim, and have responded to every attempt you've made to try and get away from the request.

As I said at the start, unless you can prove it, I and many others on here will continue to assume you're talking utter b0ll0cks. I'm no more excited by it than when I first replied, you've just confirmed my thoughts. I'm sure you do not GAS, denial is a powerful thing, but then if not GAS is true, why start a thread telling us how great your new car is then SAS?

Ok it's all made up. Happy now?
Now I'm off to get a pint of milk in my imaginary GT 86. Vroom Vrooooooooooooooom. Vroooooooommm.

[chef]

That's the way you read it. Because clearly you have issues. Another way to have read it is simply that I was excited and having fun. But if it helps with your manhood issues, you can think it's all made up.

I'm pleased your having fun. I'm sorry to upset you and try to force you to face facts. I do think it is all made up, my manhood is fine as far as gf chef last commented and I'll leave you in peace to believe what you will.

Congrats on your new car SAS. Keep us posted on all your new adventures with it.

[sasguru]

Congrats on your new car SAS. Keep us posted on all your new adventures with it.

Thanks, I will.

[TestMangler]

sorry to dissappoint you but I have no obsession with you. Nice try to deflect from the point though. All I did was ask you to prove your claim, and have responded to every attempt you've made to try and get away from the request.

As I said at the start, unless you can prove it, I and many others on here will continue to assume you're talking utter b0ll0cks. I'm no more excited by it than when I first replied, you've just confirmed my thoughts. I'm sure you do not GAS, denial is a powerful thing, but then if not GAS is true, why start a thread telling us how great your new car is then SAS?

C'mon Chef, you're just being bitter. I've just got my Super Puma helicopter back from a recall and I'm sure I saw a GT86 in SAS's driveway when I was dropping my page three model girlfriend off in Paris for her 'Advanced Fellatio' course at the University of Blowing in Paris. Tell you what, I'll check again on the way back and see if I can get a picture for you.

[moggy]

new cars nowadays come having done thousands of miles on the engine pre fit, so no longer need running in.

[sasguru]

when I was dropping my page three model girlfriend off in Paris for her 'Advanced Fellatio' course at the University of Blowing in Paris. .

Well I'm just back from Paris and I can tell you the course definitely worked for her.

[speling bee]

C'mon Chef, you're just being bitter. I've just got my Super Puma helicopter back from a recall and I'm sure I saw a GT86 in SAS's driveway when I was dropping my page three model girlfriend off in Paris for her 'Advanced Fellatio' course at the University of Blowing in Paris. Tell you what, I'll check again on the way back and see if I can get a picture for you.

At least that explains where Northernladyuk is.

[TestMangler]

Well I'm just back from Paris and I can tell you the course definitely worked for her.

Yes, she mentioned that. £100 quid for 8 seconds. She was well pleased.

[Robinho]

That's more than DimPrawn's rate