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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostNo, just Suity.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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All the time numb nuts - my projects work - it is part of the natural order of the universe.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI love it.
The culmination of all our hard work and planning. Sitting here with a IM window scrolling past with all the infrastructure guys ticking things off the deployment schedule. All running to time.
Nice to get a win before I head to the bench.
Is this the first project to deliver on time in the history of IT?
Better yet I heard the ERP vendor sent a formal letter of compaint to Client Co blaming our project for their delays owing to insufficient data quality. I just pulled a document I wrote yonks ago, citing the agreed data deliverables, assumptions, caveats etc. It's getting all "law-suitish", but I think that document might just have blown the whole compaint out of the water.
All they way along I asked for acceptance criteria. They didn't provide, so I wrote my own and sent it to them for sign off in August. Clever suity.
Anyone else going live today? Quite a dos.
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It's very common. So is stupidityOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostReview at 3pm. Going live on a Friday is very common. It gives you the weekend as contingency. What's wrong with you people?
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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5pm Friday is release time round here.
It assumes that if it fails then the developers will work until 9am monday to get it fixed.
Got one going in tonight, gig is so feckin tulipe I am having to convince myself to stay till 5.Comment
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Why not start your own depression thread? I don't own patent on thatOriginally posted by minestrone View Post5pm Friday is release time round here.
It assumes that if it fails then the developers will work until 9am monday to get it fixed.
Got one going in tonight, gig is so feckin tulipe I am having to convince myself to stay till 5.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Why if it has been properly tested and does not work is it the dev teams fault...Originally posted by minestrone View Post5pm Friday is release time round here.
It assumes that if it fails then the developers will work until 9am monday to get it fixed.
Got one going in tonight, gig is so feckin tulipe I am having to convince myself to stay till 5.
it should be pulled and re-tested correctly during working hoursComment
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There are very few testers who test 'properly'; most just carry out a set of instructions written acccording to some vacuous methodology and then piss off to the pub.Originally posted by original PM View PostWhy if it has been properly tested and does not work is it the dev teams fault...
it should be pulled and re-tested correctly during working hoursAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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well if the cap fits and all that!!!!Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostThere are very few testers who test 'properly'; most just carry out a set of instructions written acccording to some vacuous methodology and then piss off to the pub.
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Yes, we all know that feeling but it's a new experience for him so leave him to itOriginally posted by original PM View PostAll the time numb nuts - my projects work - it is part of the natural order of the universe.
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