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Have we done the Virginity Auction?

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    #21
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Try filling them with custard for a change.
    I tried that but it got a trifle messy





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      #22
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      I tried that but it got a trifle messy





      Then add cream and strawberries and make it an Eton mess.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #23
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        I tried that but it got a trifle messy





        How many times did you try it?
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #24
          I did


          Threaded

          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #25
            Originally posted by escapeUK View Post
            Yes, because being sad is having so much money to be able to throw it away on an hour of pleasure. Most men pay for sex, most just arent that honest about it.
            Money can't buy you love. It can only buy you sex.

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              #26
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              Money can't buy you love. It can only buy you sex.
              But such a thing is not meant to last.

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                #27
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Money can't buy you love. It can only buy you sex.
                What were you looking for when you first chatted up Mrs BP?
                What do you think I was looking for when I first chatted up Lady Tester?
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                  What were you looking for when you first chatted up Mrs BP?
                  Signs that she would be prepared to feed me sardines while I spashed in the bath with a wetsuit and made seal noises.

                  Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                  What do you think I was looking for when I first chatted up Lady Tester?
                  Signs the the rest of the ladies volleyball team would join you both in bed one night.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    Signs that she would be prepared to feed me sardines while I spashed in the bath with a wetsuit and made seal noises.



                    Signs the the rest of the ladies volleyball team would join you both in bed one night.
                    Spot on.
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                      #30
                      what proof is there that she is a virgin..???

                      it is not like she will bleed like a stuck pig and the hymen can be worn away by anything....





                      (well I am so big all ladies bleed but... )

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