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Originally posted by d000hg View PostThe north would have to protect themselves on a 2nd front in case of a Scottish attack.England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.Comment
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Originally posted by escapeUK View PostId be happy to fight in a civil war though, kinda looking forward to it tbh.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by Uncle Albert View PostIt's the South that need to worry. London has already been infiltrated by half of Scotland.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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There's a reason the army target the less than bright amonsgt us, so that when some senior officer says, lets all march against folk who will be shooting against you, whilst I command the operation from London, then just mindlessly listen and follow orders. Some call it discipline, some call it courageous, some call it stupid.
There are a lot of people on here calling others cowards, yet I'd bet my last pound, 99% of you lot would cack yourselves if presented with a war scenario in real life.Comment
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I get scared at paintball.
Luckily I'd be an information warrior.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostI get scared at paintball.
Luckily I'd be an information warrior.
I'd tend to my smallholding in the middle of nowhere.Comment
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Originally posted by Old Hack View PostI'd tend to my smallholding in the middle of nowhere.
I'd pick up the gun before then. Safety in numbers.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostI get scared at paintball.
Luckily I'd be an information warrior.
Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostUntil they turn up to burn it, kill you, and rape your wife and kids.
I'd pick up the gun before then. Safety in numbers.Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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