Ass Clowns

[Old Hack]

Ex-Lax Senna laxative in his coffee.

Repeat daily until he's hospitalised or humiliated, whatever comes first.

Alli* fat inhibitors crushed would bring the latter around much quicker (google alli oops).

*Other brand names are available

[psychocandy]

Personally I cant be arsed.

If someone at client wants to go off on and one and cause an argument - I dont care.
If client is doing something stupid and wont take telling - I dont care.
If someone in the office is a nobhead - I dont care.
If its going to affect my ability to earn money - I care then.

Its the clients business not mine. Im not paid to re-educate them and get them to do things properly.

Winds me contractors who get too involved who think its their right to sort the client out, get arsey etc etc.