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#11

12 October 2012, 08:37

How about: "I've got some piano wire and I've reserved a lamppost. What are your neck measurements?"

If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.
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#12

12 October 2012, 08:40

Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

No, not Mary Poppins, but the actual local MP is visiting ClientCo today, assuming I am not locked in a cupboard by HR to avoid embrassement can someone please help me frame the perfect question on their campaign against PSC's and those (include some at the BBC) who are entitled to use them?

SimonMac: Can I make you a cup of tea, Sir?
Tory: Why yes that would be lovely
<SimonMac returns with cup of tea>
<Tory spits first mouthful out because it literally tastes of piss>

Contracting: more of the money, less of the sh1t
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#13

12 October 2012, 08:42

This is how I envisage it.

Originally posted by SimonMac;

Describe what northernladuk looks like.

Originally posted by ToryMP;

What...?

Originally posted by SimonMac;

[points gun directly in ToryMP's face] Say "what" again. Say "what" again. I dare you. I double-dare you, motherf**ker. Say "what" one more goddamn time.

Originally posted by ToryMP;

He-he's black.

Originally posted by SimonMac;

Go on.

Originally posted by ToryMP;

He's bald.

Originally posted by SimonMac;

Does he look like a bitch?

Originally posted by ToryMP;

What?

Originally posted by SimonMac;

[shoots ToryMP in the shoulder; ToryMP screams] DOES...HE...LOOK...LIKE...A BITCH?!

Originally posted by ToryMP;

[in pain] No!

Originally posted by SimonMac;

Then why'd you try to **** him like a bitch, Tory MP?

NB I've not met northernladuk, I'm only assuming he's black and bald based on the nature of his posts.

Keeping calm. Keeping invoicing.
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#14

12 October 2012, 09:08

How do you assume someone's black based on their posting? I never saw him post

Yo homie, you is not cut out for contracting innit?"

Originally posted by MaryPoppins

I'd still not breastfeed a nazi

Originally posted by vetran

Urine is quite nourishing
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#15

12 October 2012, 09:10

Originally posted by d000hg View Post

How do you assume someone's black based on their posting? I never saw him post

Because NLUK is always talking about his bitches and his hoes. It's a natural assumption.

What happens in General, stays in General.
You know what they say about assumptions!
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#16

12 October 2012, 09:26

Isn't it funny when you realise a forummer works for the same company as you.
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