They did a thing on Radio 1 a couple of months back and sent round a card for an imaginary "Sarah" who "worked on the web" and read out the things people had written - "Great working with you". "Will miss seeing you around". etc. Very funny.
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I always find this a great laugh for birthday/leaving/up the duff cards.
Put something like:
"Who are you? I've never heard of you."If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Also try, "thanks for all the great times we've had together, i'll never forget it. Love from your stud muffin".Originally posted by hyperD View PostI always find this a great laugh for birthday/leaving/up the duff cards.
Put something like:
"Who are you? I've never heard of you."
Goes down with well with their partner.Contracting: more of the money, less of the sh1tComment
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Worked quite well as I had a separate office and when they brought in the card to ask I immediately fished out the cash....Originally posted by Bunk View PostHow does that work? Do you stand up and announce "Excuse me everyone, I'm putting a fifty in!"?
I bet the womenfolk are dead impressed by that.Comment
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