Office collections

[mudskipper]

They did a thing on Radio 1 a couple of months back and sent round a card for an imaginary "Sarah" who "worked on the web" and read out the things people had written - "Great working with you". "Will miss seeing you around". etc. Very funny.

[hyperD]

I always find this a great laugh for birthday/leaving/up the duff cards.

Put something like:

"Who are you? I've never heard of you."

[kingcook]

I always find this a great laugh for birthday/leaving/up the duff cards.

Put something like:

"Who are you? I've never heard of you."

Also try, "thanks for all the great times we've had together, i'll never forget it. Love from your stud muffin".

Goes down with well with their partner.

[lukemg]

How does that work? Do you stand up and announce "Excuse me everyone, I'm putting a fifty in!"?

I bet the womenfolk are dead impressed by that.

Worked quite well as I had a separate office and when they brought in the card to ask I immediately fished out the cash....