Never give your girlfriend your old iPhone

[DimPrawn]

"Hey, how do you delete all the old txt messages?"

"I Think you have to do them one at a time"

Long pause.

"I've just been reading some of your old txt messages...."

[TestMangler]

"Hey, how do you delete all the old txt messages?"

"I Think you have to do them one at a time"

Long pause.

"I've just been reading some of your old txt messages...."

Schoolboy error.......

[SupremeSpod]

"Hey, how do you delete all the old txt messages?"

"I Think you have to do them one at a time"

Long pause.

"I've just been reading some of your old txt messages...."

Nobody is that stupid, Shirley?

[MarillionFan]

Nobody is that stupid, Shirley?

I'm amazed she's old enough to be able to read.

[Gibbon]

Never let your girlfriend clean out your car unless you are sure there are no half empty boxes of condoms in the glove compartment from 18 months ago!

[DodgyAgent]

I'm amazed she's old enough to be able to read.

Dim'll fix it

[TestMangler]

Dim'll fix it

[MarillionFan]

Dim'll fix it

ROFL.

[DimPrawn]

Nobody is that stupid, Shirley?

Oi!

Don't call me Shirley.

[SimonMac]

Nobody is that stupid, Shirley?

Oi!

Don't call me Shirley.

He was talking to your girlfriend about her relationship with you